Date: 19th November 2008 at 9:46pm
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Last night Fabio Capello fielded an injury ravaged side against the old foe, currently ranked second in the world and for large sections of the match, looked the better side, finishing 2-1 victors and ending Germany’s year long unbeaten record.

‘Show me you can play on the big stage.’

‘Show me you can handle the pressure.’ he asked.

And they did.

Save for one.

Q. Whats the difference between a kiss-and-tell-girl at the Scunthorpe Christmas Party and Scott Carson?

A. The kiss-and-tell girl knows when to keep her legs closed.

Poor, I know, but then so was Carson.

Not since Peter Bonetti morphed from ‘The Cat’ into a pussy has an England ‘keeper had so little to do, but still to be found wanting.

Harsh? You betcha.

Considering he already owes me a European Championship shot, I’d say he’s getting off lightly.

Bonetti got one chance.

Carson has had two.

Some would say that’s one too many.

And I whole heartedly agree with them.